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July 11, 2014

[Bumped] Republican Establishment Begins Weighing Candidates for 2016

abonelessporkrectum.jpg

Democrats would do this too except they already elected theirs.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 11, 2014 9:28 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Must be the campaign dress apparel for the House leadership.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 3:37 PM

Nice.
I like it.

Posted by: Onthenorthriver [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 4:18 PM

Huh? The cartons say 'Boneless.' What did they do with the politicians' skulls that they removed?

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 4:45 PM

Global Warming -- is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 5:54 PM

Industrial grade rubber bands and bungee cords.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 5:54 PM

Global warming comment was meant for the previous entry.

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 6:00 PM

Hmm. I prefer my inverted pork rectums with the bone.

Does that mean I'm a Democrat?

Posted by: Doug [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 6:38 PM

That or that you are gay. Maybe both. Probably.

Posted by: Van der Leun [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 10, 2014 6:56 PM

I believe a comprehensive inverted boneless pork rectum bill can be passed before the end of the current legislative session. At least that's what Boehner told me.

Posted by: Svenster [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 6:36 AM

I'd like the next legislative session to be boehnerless.

Posted by: Van der Leun [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 8:01 AM

Anthony Bourdain would have us all believe inverted pork rectums without the bone taste “divine“. Declaring the pungent aftertaste to be a “sublime culinary experience lost on the vastly inferior American palate”.


tim

Posted by: Lands’nGrooves [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 9:52 AM

I noticed those USDA, gub'mint approved, rectums are for export only
*sigh* As if.
Don't get me wrong, I LIKE hot dogs, and sausage.

Posted by: CaptDMO [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 12, 2014 8:02 AM

I see it now, the carton printing states that the rectums are 'inverted'. Ergo, the fecal flow is toward the heads of pork-legislating politicraps. THAT is why they have shit for brains.

For the genteel in this readership, I apologize for using the word 'brains.'

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 12, 2014 11:19 AM

I've had it with all this out of control boneless pork rectum spending!

Posted by: USS Ben [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 13, 2014 4:56 AM

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