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July 5, 2014

Obama Narrowly Misses Quarterly Performance Bonus

“The president knew what his Q2 goals for health care sign-ups were,
but he was unable to deliver the numbers we were looking for. He certainly didn’t knock it out of the park like [Secretary of Transportation] Anthony Foxx, who easily exceeded his target of 20 new highway interchanges over the same period. Now, if President Obama could achieve anything close to that next quarter, it would go a long way toward securing that $1,500 bonus.” At press time, sources confirmed that the president was somberly explaining to his wife and children that their trip to California would have to wait until next year.
- - America's Finest News Source

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The performance bonus, "bonus" is a typo. Should read "performance bone".
For him, a good hard bone in his face will motivate him plenty.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 5, 2014 9:44 PM

Moochelle may be doing just that, according to Joan Rivers.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 6, 2014 10:45 AM

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