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July 22, 2014

My secret lust for right-wing women

I have slept with women who write for the New Statesman and women who write for the Daily Telegraph and I can’t honestly claim that one lot is better than the other.
But there are certain post-coital benefits that come with women of the right. They never subject a man to the music of Nick Drake or Nina Simone. As good libertarians, they don’t mind if you smoke in bed or pick up a newspaper or roll over and go to sleep — come to think of it, that’s what they are more likely to do. Nor do you ever have to lie in bed and watch some mawkish film about Nelson Mandela or one made by Michael Moore. (They don’t think you’re demented because you’d rather watch Die Hard.) And right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.
» The Spectator

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 22, 2014 12:16 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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My uncle Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko", he raised bantam chickens.
He told me "Never lay down with a woman that has more troubles than you".

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 22, 2014 1:03 PM

Right wing wimmen appreciate gettin' it on. Crotchety cranky Lefty's believe you owe them something beyond attention.

Ain't that sumpthin'!

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 22, 2014 3:50 PM

If all he's getting are newsies, he's hanging out in the wrong places.

Posted by: BillH [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 23, 2014 7:17 AM

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