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July 26, 2014

Michelle, being dumb as a brick (Have you read the Princeton thesis?)

and so desperately insecure that she can barely maintain molecular cohesion, likes to pal around and be “friends” (insomuch as psychopaths [people who feel no shame or guilt] can really ever have friends) with Beyonce and her spouse, Jay-Z Carter.
Because if famous, rich people like me and come over to my house, then I must be teh awesome. And if I hang out with physically attractive women (which Beyonce actually is when she isn’t dressed like a nickel whore, which is never), then I must be a physically attractive woman too! And all that matters is that I’m popular, rich and that people tell me I’m pretty. And I will burn this ***** down and everyone in it without batting a single one of my fake eyelashes in order to achieve this. Because ME. ME. ME.
Completely Negative | Barnhardt

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 26, 2014 8:07 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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All her pals will drop her like a rotten watermelon when she and her half-breed faggot are no longer in power.
Perhaps she will be mugged the next time she visits Chicago.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 5:42 AM

There is nothing attractive, pretty or charming about Michelle the Wookie and the only setting I can picture for her is that bar scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 7:05 AM

Beyonce really isn't that attractive. She's one of those women that has the reputation of being good looking but if you put that all aside, clear off the makeup and see her, she's meh.

She's one of those women whose skin color gives her extra points on the 1-10 scale because culturally we've been trained to accept less from black women. Put white skin on her and suddenly she's not as good looking. Its kind of a low expectations racism, as if society is supposed to demand less from women if their skin has extra melanin in it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 7:15 AM

Three peas in yesterday's dim sum...

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 8:25 AM

Ok, I was in a mood to punish myself and read the thesis. It is not as has always been dismissively described by conservatives, in my opinion. I stand to be corrected, but only if you go in and read the thing. What it is is entirely sterile as only a leftoid can be sterile. I don't see Mike as having that peculiar quality of intelligence. I would guess that she wrote this in the same degree in which Barry wrote his books, but that her collaborator was no Bill Ayers.

Posted by: james wilson [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 12:35 PM

She probably got some White chick from Nebraska to write the thing and the girl embedded enough flaws to invalidate it. The girl got paid with free birth control for life.

As to her looks, she and Beyoncé would grade out as "coyote". As in one bag, two bags, coyote. Even with the lights turned off.
Ask your older brother to explain it.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2014 5:57 PM

If you were unfortunate enough to have watched even a few seconds of the ridiculous Beyonce "Partition" video, give yourself a treat and listen to this:


They don't make music like that anymore.

cheers chuck

Posted by: dhmosquito [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 28, 2014 5:00 PM

That whole carnegie hall concert is jaw dropping genius. Its flawless and so complex and skillful its inconceivable anyone could play that well. Sheer brilliance.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 29, 2014 12:52 PM

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