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July 23, 2014

Honey, You’re Scaring the Kids


If it happens in the afternoon, do we run toward home, or away from the city and the blast? If it happens at night, do we let our parents huddle over us in the basement, or do we stand on the rooftop, chests forward, praying the first shock wave dematerializes our family without pain? —Vol. 2, No. 3—The Appendix

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 23, 2014 9:30 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Hey kids! That hairy thing dipping past your nose was the bus driver's a$$hole.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 23, 2014 5:24 PM

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