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July 11, 2014

Few More Items Knocked Off List Of Desirable Traits In Partner As Woman Turns Year Older


“Well, it’s time to lower the bar again,” said Palermo,
referring to the minimum personal, professional, and financial characteristics she looks for in the men she dates. “Full head of hair—that’s got to go. Being well-read has been on the chopping block for years, so it’s probably time to get rid of that one. Ditto on him being a great conversationalist, being taller than me, liking the Decemberists, and not taking himself too seriously.”
- America's Finest News Source

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That's OK babe, 'cause...well...like you got a little extra avoirdupois and while that helps smooth out the wrinkles a bit it does register higher on the Richter Scale. The hardening of your arteries and your ways is a fairly high curb for parking the 'Z.

The extra loot I accumulated by not having to attend to those whims, now allow me to attract that stupid 24 y/o chippie who just wants to ring the chimes.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 8:12 AM

I teach my children to be lovable. You know, kind, respectful, hard working, funny, forgiving, well kept and presentable. Women have been ruined by the left.

Posted by: Lisa [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 8:24 AM

Woodchuck, I feel you, brother. As a single father of 3 who had full custody, the economics of riding solo allowed my children a secure life, lots of extra opportunities, and to reach adulthood self-sufficient and debt-free. Plus, they didn't suffer me dragging some strange female (s) through their young lives. For me, it's allowed a financially worry-free retirement with 2 fishing boats and 2 SUV's to tow them, plus the BMW motorcycle, and guns, lots of guns. I hope you enjoy the 24 y.o. chippie, Chuck. I'm going fishing.

Posted by: twolaneflash [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 12:03 PM

the Decemberists? Didn't they play with Iron Butterfly at CBGB's?

Posted by: CaptDMO [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 12:08 PM

Getting married is over rated.
*He and she* should form a corporation, lay everything out on the table, draw up the contract, sign on the dotted lines.

**Or he and he, she and she, it and it, it an no one, it and everyone, etc.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 12:53 PM

As we used to say at college parties, "A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2."

Posted by: plus.google.com/104841162830331053592 [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 11, 2014 2:22 PM

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