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July 23, 2014

Al Qaeda Jihad Magazine ‘Inspire’ Publishes Its First Swimsuit Issue

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“We have no doubt our swimsuit issue will succeed in attracting new recruits, young and old,
chomping at the bit to slaughter non-believing women and children around the world. Nothing inspires a man to maim and kill like the allure of a beautiful woman. Our magazine’s readers are very excited to gaze at our lovely swimsuit models in-between enjoying articles on decapitation and disemboweling techniques. And our upcoming pocket sized swimsuit calender will help to arouse a jihadists’ cravings before annihilating a busload of school children or executing the elderly nursing home residents.”
-- Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 23, 2014 6:52 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That get-up is really going to P-O authentic ninjas who will certainly reorient these savage wanabees.
A few properly placed shuriken will make the point intended

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 23, 2014 7:15 PM

Did you notice all those black nits floating away and that pretty iridescent ring surrounding this nymph?

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 24, 2014 3:52 AM

May they and their descendants eat rancid pork.
My uncle, Letsgo Lozko raised bantam chickens. None of them swam. Nor ate pork for that matter.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 24, 2014 5:24 AM

Boy, in 10' of water that water logged broad would become turtle chow.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 25, 2014 8:24 AM

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