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July 23, 2014

Al Qaeda Jihad Magazine ‘Inspire’ Publishes Its First Swimsuit Issue


“We have no doubt our swimsuit issue will succeed in attracting new recruits, young and old,
chomping at the bit to slaughter non-believing women and children around the world. Nothing inspires a man to maim and kill like the allure of a beautiful woman. Our magazine’s readers are very excited to gaze at our lovely swimsuit models in-between enjoying articles on decapitation and disemboweling techniques. And our upcoming pocket sized swimsuit calender will help to arouse a jihadists’ cravings before annihilating a busload of school children or executing the elderly nursing home residents.”
-- Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 23, 2014 6:52 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That get-up is really going to P-O authentic ninjas who will certainly reorient these savage wanabees.
A few properly placed shuriken will make the point intended

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 23, 2014 7:15 PM

Did you notice all those black nits floating away and that pretty iridescent ring surrounding this nymph?

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 24, 2014 3:52 AM

May they and their descendants eat rancid pork.
My uncle, Letsgo Lozko raised bantam chickens. None of them swam. Nor ate pork for that matter.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 24, 2014 5:24 AM

Boy, in 10' of water that water logged broad would become turtle chow.

Posted by: Jack [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 25, 2014 8:24 AM

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