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May 13, 2014

The Card with No Limit

"I sure love my Race Card! It comes in handy whenever I find myself in a mess I've made. I just bring it out and 'voila', the mess is overlooked. In fact, there's no limit on how many times I can use it! I highly recommend the Race Card. Don't leave home without it." -- BHO (Also endorsed by Al $harpton, Jessie Jackson and Eric Holder.)

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 13, 2014 9:32 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The only card better than that will be a tag on his toe reading "death by misadventure".

Posted by: chasmatic at May 14, 2014 5:44 AM

Clearly the author has white privilage so therefore nothing they say can be taken seriously.

Posted by: GoneWithTheWind at May 14, 2014 7:34 AM

The race card has a much higher limit than the Content of Character Card.

Posted by: firefirefire at May 14, 2014 7:57 AM

Where's the "I'm bravely announcing my gayness" card.?
I need one of those when I reach the limit on my
"It's because I'm BLACK...RIGHT?" card, and I'm out in a public place running up a tab I couldn't possibly cover.

Posted by: CaptDMO at May 14, 2014 11:56 AM

Well, they better enjoy it while they got it.

The don't always shine on the same side of the dog's ass.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 14, 2014 2:03 PM

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