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May 6, 2014

Strangely no alcohol seems to have been involved

Artist guilty of exhibitionism after dancing with cockerel tied to his penis
South African Steven Cohen danced for 10 minutes near Eiffel tower in Paris before police intervened. ...As for the rooster, Tricoire said the only time it was "manhandled" was by police during Cohen's arrest. The animal is now in a chicken coop and living "a totally happy life in Normandy".

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 6, 2014 9:35 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Who knew? I always assumed that choking the chicken and manhandling the rooster were the same thing.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 6, 2014 11:03 AM

He should be jailed in some French penile colony, where he can tell himself cock tales while trying to sit comfortably on his 'plan d'evasion' -- a translation of the French which I will not insert here.

Posted by: Howard Nelson at May 6, 2014 7:32 PM

Salvatore Dali never got arrested for he had the good sense to tie a baguette to his head.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 7, 2014 5:31 AM

Another one for Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day. The rooster too.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 7, 2014 10:45 AM

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