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May 12, 2014

Solutions to kidnapped children in Africa


3. Offer bounties. Pay $1,000 for each girl that is rescued, no questions asked.
Michelle and Oprah could fund the bounties out of their own pockets, if they care that much. Oh… but they don’t. They only care about using it to “raise awareness” that can lead to fundraising and using your money. They like feeling good about taking the moral high ground without the bothersome problem of rearranging their travel and entertainment schedules.
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Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 12, 2014 7:28 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Oprah!! Could buy 'em all and start another skool!!

but Nooooooooo....

Posted by: C at May 12, 2014 7:34 AM

$1000.00? No.
A guaranteed ounce of gold for every 20 returned unharmed.
Comply? You'll receive it.
Fail? You'll drink it.

Oh, wait....you sold/"rented" some of them already?
We're going to need to see the billing/shipping orders please.

This offer is on the table for 6 hours.

Posted by: CaptDMO at May 12, 2014 7:42 AM

Oprah doesn't meddle in liberal religious politics, only screws with the evil practices such as those that cannot be named (Rome)

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 12, 2014 7:43 AM

"Well, we did it! We paid a $1,000 bounty on each girl and we got them all back."

"That's great...but I have some bad news."


"They just kidnapped all the other ones and are waiting at the mailbox tapping their feet."

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at May 12, 2014 8:25 AM

I'm with Mumblix.

and also: Exterminate the bastards.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at May 12, 2014 9:12 AM

If I ran that oval office the kidnappers would be paying ME $1000 to NOT tear their nutz off and leave them bleeding like an oil well in the sand.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 12, 2014 10:03 AM

No matter the wellbeing of the hostages, send in a force that will violently kill the kidnappers, their families, their friends and anyone that looks at them and anyone in the neighborhood. Oh, and salt their wells.

A modern version of Grave of the Hundred Head.
One time, one spectacle that serves as example to anyone that messes not with the half-breed faggot but with the United States of America.

Who's gonna stop us, except for the pussies in our own country? Like, "Oh gee, killing them would be showing disrespect". Naw, we're just helping them meet their ancestors.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 12, 2014 3:39 PM

The hue and cry over collateral damage will cause the hand wringers to rub their hands raw. Never mind that the very so called collateral damage is the base support for the assault faction.

Locate, napalm, and let the Nigerians stir the ashes. Too bad about the hostages, but they converted, Stockholm syndrome and all that crap...

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 14, 2014 8:21 AM

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