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May 14, 2014

Email Notes from All Over

Dear Heteronormative Operative:
Why are you not doing your fair share of oppressing? This is a sad waste of wonderful talent. How can future victims bewail the sins of the rich old white guys if those sins are never committed? The tea party is counting on you! Nancy P., Michelle O., and Debbie W/S are standing by to harangue and condemn! Get out there and create a hostile breathing environment for the terminally clueless! Do it for the children!

(This public service announcement brought to you by the Whiter Indians than Warren Foundation and the Seattle Womyn Whyners Network. Don't forget to tip your barista, the minimum wage is still under $25/hour.)

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 14, 2014 9:21 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Sorry Boss, just taking a break.

All this oppressing all the time can get a bit tiresome.

Posted by: B Moe at May 14, 2014 9:46 AM

SLACKERS. While there is yet one differently-gendered, cross-economicked, trans-politically sub, meta, or sui-human ambling slack of jaw through the American landscape, your jobs are not yet done. Did the Japanese stop for tea ceremonies in the middle of raping Nanking? Will you be caught napping, leaving Ronan Farrow without a target for his overpowering intellect? Shame, I say.

Posted by: raincityjazz at May 14, 2014 8:17 PM

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