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May 20, 2014

This Just In


Boko Haram Demands 10 Million Retweets For Kidnapped Girls In response to the new demands,
Marine Corps Cyberspace Command unveiled a new Twitter task force of Marine Expeditionary Hashtaggers (MEH). “This is a whole new theater of warfare,” said MARFORCYBER spokesman Lt. Col. Brock Ruggedsson. “The Marines of the MEH will significantly impact world events 140 outraged characters at a time. They will heed the clarion call of battle not in the front line but in the social media trenches online. The MEH will fight our countries battles via Twitter, on Facebook, and YouTube.”

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Posted by: tripletap at May 21, 2014 4:36 AM

Semper Fi, uh? I never thought the Marines would fight so dirty.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 21, 2014 6:28 AM

Didn;t they record "A Whiter Shade of Pale?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2014 12:19 PM

Chris: I think one song they did was "I May be Stupid but I'm Black" Oh yeah, and "My Mother Was Screwed by a Syphilitic Camel".

If you look closely you can see that those are not his teeth.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 21, 2014 9:22 PM

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