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May 4, 2014

And first in line for "a punch in the face..." [Bumped]


Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 4, 2014 12:40 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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2.At this point, what difference does it make?
3. Seven years of college.....WASTED.

Posted by: CaptDMO at May 3, 2014 5:21 AM

That looks more like a b**ch slap than a punch.

Posted by: Buttercup at May 3, 2014 6:55 AM

I'm pretty sure that's racist. You should check your privilege immediately.

Posted by: Joel at May 3, 2014 6:59 AM

The Masked Crusader slaps the Prevaricating Persuader. What's not to like?

Posted by: Howard Nelson at May 3, 2014 7:18 AM

Unfortunately, decent people rarely get a chance to bitch slap or punch out lying a**holes. I guess that's why we need Batman.

Posted by: Denny at May 3, 2014 8:37 AM

If you know the technique, a properly placed and powered face slap will break a mans jaw. In the case shown it looks as though the recipient only lost some snot.

Posted by: Terry at May 3, 2014 11:23 AM

Well at least someone slapped the snot out of him

Posted by: vichris at May 3, 2014 11:38 AM

Too bad it's a comic. Many who would like to play Batman. I know I would.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at May 3, 2014 9:27 PM

Come, my companions, let us celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.

Idiots, fools, jerks, buffoons, dolts, morons, all qualify. Assholes especially.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 3, 2014 10:25 PM

The "Punch in the Face" meme is certainly gaining traction. Think of it as the headshot for the Moron Apocalypse.

Hey, didn't our Prez say something about punching back, twice as hard?

Posted by: SteveS at May 3, 2014 10:45 PM

Steve: Think about that. See how he stood up to any crisis or tough diplomatic issues or how he faces trouble. Thing is: he hasn't. He's as soft as a sneaker full of shit and he surrounds himself with others cut from the same cloth. He runs like a girl, he throws like a girl, he nances and prances like a girl ... punching back? Really, punching back? Maybe a scowl or a pouty look.

Why is Putin so popular over here? He might be a mean ruthless no good bastard trampling on peoples' freedoms (as if we haven't been losing our freedoms) but he is a man. He looks you straight in the eye and um, yes, I imagine he could punch back twice as hard. He is one of several that do not need a punch in the face. At least not from me.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 4, 2014 4:28 AM

One thing Obama might need is a c*** punt. Very apropos for a mom jeans wearer.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 4, 2014 6:00 AM

That large masses of people look up to this punk is beyond my comprehension and has been since before he was first elected.

When I first heard that oshithead was nominated I stepped back, and zoned all the way out.

To this day I have not seen video of oshithead and have only heard him speak 1 time, on the radio, and didn't know it was him until after he stopped speaking and the commentators said who he was.

I may be trapped here physically but mentally I am no longer associated with this country, and I may never come back.

I feel like I am trapped behind enemy lines and dangerous animals are everywhere trying to attack me and mine.

Eternal vigilance. Onward.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 4, 2014 7:00 AM

My wife and I went out for breakfast this morning. At a table nearby was a young punk, ball cap on backwards and attempting to grow a beard. It made me laugh. Silly little sissy. His sister actually looked tougher than him.

As I ran this squirrel looking punk through my mind I actually came to the conclusion that these punks despise our president the wimp-boy. They are attempting to look more manly than the POTUS. Am I on to something or is it only wishful thinking?

I used to be boxer up to high school. Sure would make a nice picture of that punks face the instant he received a nice upper cut.

Posted by: Terry at May 4, 2014 5:01 PM

Settle down ghost, it ain't that bad. We gotcher six.

This "punch in the face" meme started with a suggestion that in military context any battle plan only lasts the first fifteen minutes. Makes sense, war is a dynamic undertaking, not static like you see in the war rooms where guys push little warships and tanks around on big map tables.

This sentiment merged with some article which Gerard posted some obscure bit of time ago stating that Everybody (think the Grand Everybody) has a plan, they got it all figured out, know where they going and how they gonna get there until ... uh huh ... until they get punched in the face. I suggest that all the wretched stupid little idiots that breathe my oxygen (yours too) should be punched in the face both as punishment for being morons and to jolt them out of dysfunctional thinking. Consider it a field expedient for EST, electro-shock-therapy.

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day. Early and often.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 4, 2014 5:07 PM

I'm so glad for a vivid imagination. Slap him twice Batman.

Posted by: Arlene at May 6, 2014 4:58 PM

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