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May 23, 2014

Al Gore: ‘Global Warming Will Cause Millions of People’s Heads to Explode’

NEW YORK - Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning
warning that unless drastic measures are taken this year to curb global warming, millions of people’s heads are going to explode. Speaking to U.N. delegates at the One World Economic Forum, Gore said the cumulative effects of drought, famine, global civil wars and eroding national monuments will spark what scientists call “homocranialcombustible” – or in layman’s terms, exploding human heads.
"And remember, squeeze off early."

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I always imagine him dressed with bones and feathers screeching that "The volcano gods are angry!" and wonder why anyone is still listening to him.

Posted by: StephenB at May 23, 2014 9:16 AM

Just what, exactly, is Al Gore screwing in that photo?

Posted by: edaddy at May 23, 2014 9:39 AM

The Goreacle is no oracle. If'n he was, the Arctic would be totally ice free now. So many wild predictions back in the 90s. None of them have come to pass. It amazes me he's got the effrontery to even show his face in public.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at May 23, 2014 11:00 AM

I recommend Ex-Lax, Al.

Posted by: waltj at May 23, 2014 11:24 AM

For Gore, no Ex-lax. Give him expandable foam sealant-a large can followed by a bung plug.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at May 23, 2014 12:11 PM

Global Climate Change is causing an increase in kidney stones.

Posted by: Deborah HH at May 23, 2014 1:32 PM

"There is no god and Algore is his prophet/profit."

Posted by: Scott M at May 23, 2014 3:05 PM

Looks like his head is gonna be the first one to go!

Posted by: leelu at May 23, 2014 4:18 PM

Isn't it amazing how all leftists wind up looking alike?

Posted by: Donald Sensing at May 23, 2014 6:07 PM

I have a picture of my first grandson -- while he was still in diapers -- wearing exactly that same expression. Anyone who's ever raised a child through infancy has seen it.


Posted by: Mark Alger at May 23, 2014 8:56 PM

He sure got a lot of money for that dog & pony show. He does not need a laxative, he needs a good hard punch in the face.

Posted by: chasmatic at May 23, 2014 10:47 PM

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