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April 23, 2014

When guns are outlawed only vaginas will have guns.

"I wouldn't want to go off half-cocked."

Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman's vagina: A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 23, 2014 10:26 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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She should have hidden a flame thrower in her nether regions, instead:

Posted by: Jewel Atkins at April 23, 2014 11:33 AM

Shootin' from the hip.
If that's where she keeps her weapon, where's her "ammo box"?
Hey, just an inch or two back and it could've been rimfire...
"Happiness, is a warm gun, mama..."

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 23, 2014 1:50 PM

Guess the name of the manufacturer who's new tampon 22 caliber through 45 caliber forms will carry the promo, "... and you can pistol your bladder's empty."

Guess the name of the holster manufacturers' association setting standards for this unusual pistol container. Who will actually do the quality control of these containers?

Posted by: Famously Unknown at April 23, 2014 8:00 PM

Handgun accuracy is all about the grip.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 23, 2014 8:18 PM

And now you know why they call it a Bushmaster.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at April 23, 2014 8:24 PM

That's why I don't date.

Posted by: John at April 23, 2014 10:33 PM

She was trying to re-enact The Ballad of Eskimo Nell.

Posted by: Julie at April 24, 2014 6:11 AM

She qualifies for a good hard punch in the face. All assholes do.

Posted by: chasmatic at April 24, 2014 7:16 AM

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