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April 6, 2014

Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving


Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys. | The Smoking Gun

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 6, 2014 10:27 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The gf needs to wear an "I'm with stupid T-shirt".

Posted by: Fat Man at April 6, 2014 10:57 AM

T-shirt looks great in a mugshot photo. Jackass.

Posted by: waltj at April 6, 2014 11:10 AM

The guy looks a little like actor David Keith.

Posted by: Jack at April 6, 2014 11:18 AM

He should be wearing a hemorrhoid mask; he's a perfect asshole.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at April 6, 2014 3:29 PM

If he'd lit a couple bombers he'd have crashed on the couch rather than the sidewalk.

And he wouldn't have a hangover the next day.....

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 6, 2014 8:18 PM

That might disqualify him for the job flipping burgers at MacDonald's. He'll move to the front of the welfare line though.

After somebody gives him a good hard punch in the face.

If the right one don't getcha then the left one will. I said so.

Posted by: chasmatic at April 8, 2014 9:15 AM

His shirt misspelled the word "DUMB"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 8, 2014 9:28 PM

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