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April 19, 2014

First World Frozen Yogurt Problem

"There's zero room for error."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 19, 2014 12:04 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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must be tom thumb spoons...man i hate those

Posted by: leon at April 19, 2014 6:20 PM

Egggzaactly! It's nice to finally have something in common with the Coastal Elites. Here in flyover country when you go to Dairy Queen and order anything with a spoon, the long-handled ones they give you literally cut your mouth to shreds.

I have found, though, if you ask for one of the little spoons, the bowl and curvature are absolutely perfect. So make sure, as you lean out your 4x4 pickup truck window to get your triple bacon deluxe, large order of fries and chocolate extreme blizzard, to say to say to the pretty little farm girl at the window, "Hey, little woman, could you hand me one of them small spoons? These damn long-handled bastards will make your mouth bleed like a stuck pig."

Dollars to doughnuts she'll giggle, wink at you and shove the damn thing down into your blizzard so far that the handle almost disappears. When a pretty little farm girl does that she a mean butch-lesbian, she's just flirting with you country-style.

Posted by: edaddy at April 19, 2014 6:24 PM

Plastic spoon? Really? I always carry a spoon in my boot so I don't have troubles like that.

edaddy: better watch out. if that lil farm girl gives you a punch in the face, that means she wants to take you home with her.

Posted by: chasmatic at April 19, 2014 8:27 PM

LOL, this video epitomizes life in these united states.

If you go home with a dq strumpet be prepared to acid bathe your genitalia.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 19, 2014 8:53 PM

Is it possible that she is talking about a spork here? Cause I've been sensing undercurrents of grassroots counter-sporkist sentiments building for some time now. This video may represent the moment anti-sporkism bursts into the mainstream -- with perhaps unpredictable consequences

Posted by: Callmelennie at April 20, 2014 10:07 AM

Backgrounds: Dynamic, static, aural, credentialed.
A-frame extension ladder=You are in a proscenium theater.
Recorded laugh track between every line=The Emperor thinks this is funny.
Quiet acoustic piano music= The Emperor thinks this is of high emotional IQ concern.
Book shelves (real or blue screen)=The Emperor thinks this is post-grad college smart.
BA,MA,PhD,"Award",Committee, =The Emperor thinks this person above criticism.
All depends on which Emperor one fears I suppose.

Posted by: CaptDMO at April 21, 2014 10:45 AM

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