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April 29, 2014

Feminism Wins! Pee Standing Up With 'Stand Up'

World, urine luck. Stand Up Life is the brainchild of Sarah Grossman, a Stanford grad and former staffer for the office of the first lady.
(Does Michelle Obama do vertical power pees?) Though her product resembles PeeBuddy, a “portable urine director” developed in India to protect women from contracting diseases in unsanitary public toilets, its vibe is sassier and more glamorous.
- Rotten To The Core

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 29, 2014 9:25 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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It seems like they trot one of these out every few years. As far as I know, they never catch on; there's just not much of a market. Even when women have to pee in a nasty public toilet, they'd rather just hover than fumble with a weird contraption that'll be dripping with pee afterward, and probably leaves their nethers unpleasantly messy as well.

Feminists won't be satisfied until all the chicks have dicks. And even then they'll find some way to be unhappy.

Posted by: Julie at April 29, 2014 10:00 AM

Drip dry? euuuwwww

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 29, 2014 10:02 AM

While still in USAF, I was working in an acquisition related job at a major command HQs. Women were making their way into single seat cockpits (box office?). Thus, a requirement evolved for a feminine equivalent to a male "piddle pack". One was developed, but initial name had to be scrapped. It was known as the Female Urine Collection Kit.

Posted by: stephen b at April 29, 2014 10:41 AM

This will be the greatest thing until they piss on their shoes. Then it's Bush's fault.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at April 29, 2014 10:59 AM

Oh good grief. The civil aviation catalogs have stocked female urinals for years, along with similar devices for men. xrf: Sporty's Pilot Shop

Posted by: Deborah HH at April 29, 2014 11:15 AM

Well, it will be some time before these gals can write their name in the snow like we do. Until then they can fall back smugly on the multiple orgasms claim.

No punch in the face seems warranted here folks, nothing to see, move along.

Posted by: chasmatic at April 29, 2014 12:08 PM

Back in the late '80s there was being touted one such product entitled Le Funel, and cuties were passing out freebies in the Financial District to prospective users.

I pointed out to one of 'em that they needed a slogan, and suggested "Stand Up And Piss Like A Man." For some reason, she wasn't amused.

No sensa yuma, I tell ya.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at April 29, 2014 12:16 PM

Last time I saw one of these it was called the "Pee Shooter" in the late 90s. Women find them endlessly hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 29, 2014 12:34 PM

stephen b - male "piddle pack" When did that come along, whatever it is? When I flew them back in the dark ages they had relief tubes. Worked like a million bucks.

Posted by: BillH at April 29, 2014 2:29 PM

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