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December 31, 2013

The unfortunate side effects of labiaplastie. [Bumped]

Designer Vaginas Are Ruining Your Idea of What Real Vaginas Look Like.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 31, 2013 10:44 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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No pichers? :(


Posted by: jwm at December 30, 2013 9:00 PM

When I woke up today, I had never heard the phrase Designer Vagina. God, life was so much better then.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at December 30, 2013 9:31 PM

As the guy who discovered fractals said, clouds aren't spheres, mountains aren't cones, bark isn't smooth, and lightning doesn't travel in a straight line.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at December 30, 2013 9:36 PM

Wait, do I get to design it or does she?

Posted by: Potsie at December 30, 2013 11:11 PM

As long as the taste doesn't change!

Posted by: ed at December 31, 2013 3:33 AM

Vaginas are not easy to see. That's why the doctor uses a speculum and a light.

Posted by: DHH at December 31, 2013 3:41 AM

DHH, yes! Good lord I get tired of people calling the humble pussy a "vagina".

Posted by: pbird at December 31, 2013 6:18 AM

Your day is about to get worse, Mumblix Grumph( if you don't stop reading right now, that is) There is now something called anal bleaching, an attempt to create a Designer Asshole, I suppose.

And you folks thought you knew how decadent and degraded our culture had become

Posted by: Callmelennie at December 31, 2013 7:36 AM

I'm suddenly reminded of those old Lysol ads from the early 20th century that tried to convince women that their ladyparts smelled so awful, no man would want to go near them.

Sadly, lots of people derive their concept of "normal" sexuality from watching porn. And women who do this will do the same thing women always do to themselves when they think they don't fit the norm: try to make themselves over into what they think a man would or even should like, regardless of whether their own man thinks it's a good idea.

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2013 7:50 AM

It's not what they look like it's what they feel like that matters. Can I get a kegel?

Posted by: GoneWithTheWind at December 31, 2013 8:15 AM

Designer assholes aren't cheap -- half a billion dollars to the assholes who designed the ObamaCare website.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at December 31, 2013 10:29 AM

Lysol?! Seriously? I don't even... Never mind.

Posted by: Richard at December 31, 2013 10:53 AM

Personally, I'm with Napoleon.

Posted by: ahem at December 31, 2013 11:24 AM

Richard - yep, sadly it was so. Do an image search for "vintage Lysol ads." From a safe distance they're pretty funny, but I hate to think of how many women fell for that. Listerine tried to market itself that way, too.

And suddenly, I wonder how much angry feminism of the mid-20th century had something to do with the fact that half the female population were chemically burning their crotches on a daily basis, because they thought that's what men wanted...

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2013 12:12 PM

I don't want to look at them.

Posted by: Fat Man at December 31, 2013 12:50 PM

Maybe the government should set some standards. The Congressional hearings should be a hoot.

Posted by: BillH at December 31, 2013 1:33 PM

Re: Lysol. One of the underlying messages in the Lysol campaign was the belief that Lysol killed sperm. If a woman douched before intercourse, then the lingering Lysol would act as a spermicide, and if a woman quickly douched after intercourse, the Lysol would kill any still active swimmers.

Posted by: DHH at December 31, 2013 2:31 PM

IIRC, Gerard had Sideline post on an "anal bleaching" procedure gone horribly wrong a few years back. I needed bleach to get the image out of my mind.

Why should men want all ladybits to look the same? Surprises can be fun.

Posted by: waltj at December 31, 2013 4:35 PM

Well, like navels, there are 'innies' and 'outies'. At some point it may be
a question of taste but experience shows that both work just fine.

Posted by: Wednesday Anon at January 1, 2014 10:40 AM

Well Anon I don't have a belly button you... you... you RACIST®™!

"you racist" is a registered trademark of liberals USA" a for profit industry.

Posted by: Potsie at January 2, 2014 3:50 PM

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