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December 5, 2013

John Kerry Enters Rehab After White House Stages Botox Intervention


Sources inside Kerry’s inner circle say he was so excited after his first Botox injection that he immediately demanded more.
“His instantaneous excitement for Botox was startling,” a former staff member quipped. “He was like Michael Moore discovering head cheese.” A former housekeeper claims John Kerry began hiding bottles of Botox in the nooks and crannies of his five multimillion-dollar estates. “Senator John would wander around his houses in the middle of the night injecting Botox into his face. He kept bottles hidden so Senator Lady would not find out. One night he became enraged when he couldn’t remember where he’d hidden his stash. He threw dishes and food against the walls until Mrs. Senator came down and threatened to withhold his weekly allowance.” -- TheDaily Rash

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Posted by: grace at December 5, 2013 5:08 PM

He does look like a toad.

Posted by: Potsie at December 6, 2013 4:52 AM

Sect. Swift Boat was always repugnant, but now he's hideous. That face is painful to look at, but when words come out of the big hole, it's plain scary.

Posted by: twolaneflash at December 6, 2013 11:19 AM

I have never understood why people who pride themselves on the purely organic lifestyle the lead would then voluntarily inject themselves with Botox. Botulinum toxin is the most poisonous substance known. 100 nanograms would kill a 200 pound man.

Posted by: Joel at December 6, 2013 2:15 PM

Sure the Daily Rash is the Daily Rash, but you've got to wonder whether this stuff seeps into the brain. As Joel points out, botox is a deadly poison. Can't think of a single botexed celeb that strikes me as intelligent.

Plus the weird things it does to your face are downright creepy. Hey, everybody! Let's all go climb Mt. Botox and base-jump into the Uncanny Valley. Yah hoo!

Posted by: SteveS at December 6, 2013 4:06 PM

Does any one remember the goons in the original Popeye cartoons. See any similarity?
This traitor should use the botox on his one functioning brain cell.

Posted by: Noel(Grampa) Mullan at December 7, 2013 5:14 PM

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