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December 26, 2013

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FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , DC ) Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. 
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn'€™t work very often, but when it does it can sling shit for amazing distances. I really don'€™t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution. Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C. - - Craig's List Ad | My Underwood Typewriter

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Ha-ha! I have admit I didn't get it right away. Shall I include you in my auto-condemnation or would you prefer to handle it yourself?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 26, 2013 12:08 PM

This makes a wonderful tumbrel for the current residents move out of the White House.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at December 27, 2013 3:54 AM

Years and years ago when I was a kid I boarded my horses by working to clean stalls. The guy that owned the stables had a manure spreader like this one and my job was to shovel the manure, fill the spreader, drive it into a pasture and flip the switch. That thing worked great and it provided a great example of what shit would look like if it really hit the fan.

Didn't learn much from that job except that wet horse poo is heavy and shoveling it in a hot barn on a Summer afternoon will really keep you in shape.

Posted by: Jack at December 27, 2013 6:35 AM

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