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September 12, 2013

ZAP!

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The human body is a bit more complicated than a glass of water, but it still vaporizes like one.
And thanks to our spies spread across scientific organizations, we now have the energy required to turn a human into an atomic soup, to break all the atomic bonds in a body. According to the captured study, it takes around three gigajoules of death-ray to entirely vaporize a person — enough to completely melt 5,000 pounds of steel or simulate a lightning bolt. ZAP! - - So You're Ready to Vaporize a Human

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 12, 2013 9:59 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Now we will never find Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Potsie at September 12, 2013 12:15 PM

Naah. 500 MegaJoules, tops, to turn him into slag that can't be identified. What more do you need?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 12, 2013 1:51 PM

This phenomenon masks an energy portal to the planet Marduk.

Hoffa, Hendrix, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Houdini, the list goes on. All mysteriously "disappeared". The party line says they died. Sure. Vanished is more like it.

We have the Dracos to thank for this.

Posted by: chasmatic at September 13, 2013 5:01 PM

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