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September 30, 2013

Train kept-a-rollin' all night long....

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks The woman died at the location while the man was hospitalized after losing both his legs.
The victims' names were not released, but it was reported that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be around 30. The surviving victim said that he and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”

Chances that alcohol was involved approach 100%.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 30, 2013 11:53 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Paging Mr Darwin, Mr Charles Darwin you have customers at the railroad track.

Posted by: glenn at September 30, 2013 12:07 PM

They say it rarely turns out well when you love someone from the wrong side of the tracks.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at September 30, 2013 12:59 PM

Tomorrow we'll all get screwed by a trainwreck: it's called Obamacare.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at September 30, 2013 1:08 PM

I had a girlfriend once that wanted to do it out in the middle of a cut cornfield on a beautiful, clear, starry evening. We did and we were nailed by fire ants. Not quite the same as being run over by a train but instructive enough to help us bridle our passions. I never forgot the lesson.

Posted by: jack at September 30, 2013 1:54 PM

Goes to show you: Never lay down with a woman that has more troubles than you.

Well, he won't be wasting any more money on shoes and I betcha he gets a King Kong morphine habit.

Posted by: chasmatic at September 30, 2013 4:28 PM

I live near railroad tracks and you can hear/feel a train coming about 3 minutes before it arrives, dude, get up and move off the tracks.

Posted by: .45 GAP at September 30, 2013 5:02 PM

you can hear/feel a train coming about 3 minutes before it arrives....

Come on, funny feelin!

Posted by: Rob De Witt at September 30, 2013 6:00 PM

As I read through this I hear Mississippi John Hurt doing "Talkin' Casey".

That guy, his own locomotive was runaway, them driver wheels hammerin' and the firebox glowin' red and throwin' sparks, some Jack or Seven sloshing around in his head, fuel for the fire - "get up and move off the tracks" was impossible. Terrible thing, dumb couple, coitus interruptus of the worst kind.

Hmm, reminds me of this one time ... ach, a story for another day.

Posted by: chasmatic at September 30, 2013 7:45 PM

I blame Jack Reacher for this. Railroad sex was a plot device in one of the Reacher novels by Lee Child. It did end up better for Jack and his partner, though. So there's that.

Posted by: Janet Roesler at October 1, 2013 9:37 AM

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