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August 19, 2013

Muslim Brotherhood Warning:

This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.  

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.  

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any more presidents.  

It's gonna get ugly, people. 

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 19, 2013 12:29 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Posted by: monkeyfan at August 19, 2013 6:04 PM

Actually I'd feel more worried if they threatened to SEND us more presidents.

Posted by: MikeF at August 20, 2013 7:09 AM

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