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August 7, 2013

‘Invisible sex’ frightens teachers

Chief Sinadambwe of the Tonga-speaking people confirmed this yesterday.
“The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see. This has been happening to them for about three weeks,” he said. | Zambia Daily Mail

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 7, 2013 12:47 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"Complain..."? Not, "Brag"? Well, there's their problem.


Posted by: Mark Alger at August 7, 2013 11:31 AM

Having sex with women they can't see? This qualifies them to be mayor of New York.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at August 7, 2013 12:52 PM

Shades of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 7, 2013 1:14 PM

They must be the guys what stole all those other African guys' penises!

Posted by: sherlock at August 7, 2013 1:26 PM

Is this "Tonga-speak" for "I don't want people to know I spank my own monkey?"

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 7, 2013 2:29 PM

Best comments ever.

Posted by: Leslie at August 7, 2013 4:10 PM

Mutalika Cindinzi Kusobana?

Posted by: monkeyfan at August 7, 2013 6:51 PM

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