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August 17, 2013

Doomed, I tell you. DOOMED!


Duyen: What do you think of those beauties?

FWP: Jesus H. Christ and His All-Girl Orchestra! Please tell me you didn’t just buy a pair of those.

Duyen: Relax, Flashy. I haven’t completely lost my mind. I just thought you’d get a giggle out of them. Only $114.99 per pair at Heels.com.

FWP: What imaginable outfit would go with those?

Duyen: No idea. But this is what passes for innovation in fashion today.

FWP: We’re doomed, aren’t we?

Duyen: Looks that way. Liberty's Torch: You Can't Make This Stuff Up Dept.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 17, 2013 10:02 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

"Nothing" goes with those "shoes," so the thing to do is wear them while naked,

Lady Gaga? You there?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at August 19, 2013 11:13 AM

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