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May 5, 2013

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Man arrested for abusing parakeet after police dog eats his hamster:

WHEN police raided a home in Werneth, Oldham, looking for drugs, the sniffer dog knocked over a hamster cage. The creature escaped. The police dog ate the hamster. Police then forced the dog to vomit up the dead hamster. Police then arrested the hamster'€™s owner, one Muza Khan. No, not for any drugs offences. He was booked to appear at Oldham Magistrates Court because having killed his hamster, police found a bald parakeet during their raid. They said Miko the parakeet was "€œin distress"€.

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This story saddens me from every conceivable angle.

Posted by: ahem at May 6, 2013 6:40 AM

How do you get a police dog to vomit up a hamster?

Show it a picture of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: mushroom at May 6, 2013 6:44 AM

"The police are your friends."
"Support your police."
"If you are not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about."

iri, I hope that is sarcasm.

Posted by: Potise at May 6, 2013 7:30 AM

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