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March 9, 2013

This Just In

10:20 p.m. An employee of an Evergreen store reported that an intoxicated man wearing sunglasses was bleeding from his hand and feeling lightheaded. His female companion, also intoxicated, was in the store riding around in a cart. She could be easily recognized by her Kermit the Frog hat. -- Road Hazard | Flathead Beacon

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 9, 2013 8:39 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I used to visit that area in my younger days (it's Glacier Park country for the geographically challenged), and subscribed to the Hungry Horse News for about 20 years. That blotter is par for the course.

Posted by: BillH at March 9, 2013 3:22 PM

Entry for June 21 1980 (OMG, am I that old?)

Canucki invaders were intercepted in downtown Whitefish, threatening local Sheriff at sun up. The invaders were savagely inebriated by Montana standards, merely genial and happy by Alberta standards.

Even so, when the sheriff warned them that open beer was not permitted in the streets of Whitefish, especially while ignoring a red light after a night of drinking weak sniveling American beer, one Alister T refused to be genial and happy, took offense, and told the sheriff to "F*ck off, copper".

The Sheriff, a wiser man than Alister T, merely smiled as he busted his ass, forced him to the ground, cuffed him and told the rest of the marauders that they could bail him out after 10 AM the next day. Alister T is now a senior member of the bar, and still remembers the events fondly.

Good times, good times, even if it cost us $50 to bail out the fool Alister T next day.

Posted by: Fred Z at March 9, 2013 10:26 PM

Fred: Good read. Is that from some publication, or perhaps your diary?

Posted by: BillH at March 10, 2013 1:29 PM

Who let Obama's speechwriters out of their enclosure?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 11, 2013 1:05 PM

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