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March 20, 2013

They don't call it "Talon" for nothing.

17,616 Men Went to the ER for Zipper-Related Penis Injuries Between 2002 and 2010

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 20, 2013 9:32 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Ban Assault Zippers.

Hey, if it just saves one.

Posted by: mushroom at March 20, 2013 10:05 AM

Seventeen thousand adult men went to an ER for a boo boo on their weenies? That may well be the epitaph for our once great nation. I once zippered my own zubr (Arabic for penis, if you didn't know) when I was about five years old. I cried for a few minutes and was over it

It never occurred to me that I was being a paragon of male stoicism

Posted by: Callmelennie at March 20, 2013 10:07 AM

Wish I had enough to get caught in the zipper.

Posted by: BillH at March 20, 2013 11:20 AM

Don't worry, Bill, it's just the cold weather.

Posted by: ed at March 20, 2013 12:14 PM

Is it just me or do that many guys go around without smalls. When I get dressed or when I finish urinating, I stuff my man bits into my whitie tighties and cinch them up before I try to zip my zipper. I am sure that boxers would provide the same protection.

OTOH, maybe we should thank Darwin for this short test of genetic fitness.

Posted by: Fat Man at March 20, 2013 6:27 PM

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