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March 21, 2013

Special Diet Not At Issue [Bumped and Updated]


Feds Spend $1.5 Million to Study Why Lesbians Are Fat

UPDATE: Feds Spend $1.5 Million to Study Why Lesbians Are Fat? BY William M. Briggs S. Bryn Austin, Director of Fellowship Research Training in the Division of Adolescent and Young Adult Medicine at Boston Children’s Hospital,
was only being smart. Turns out the government issued an announcement begging people to take its money to study these things. If it wasn’t Austin, it would have been somebody else. Yes. “PA-07-409″, or Health Research with Diverse Populations, was government instigated. It’s focus “is on research that bears upon on the health of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, and other diverse populations.” I know, or think I know, the meaning of the first four terms, but I haven’t any idea what “intersex” means, and I’m leery of typing it into a browser.

UPDATE 2: Now that Big Government dominates the healthcare industry,
more important social justice issues are addressed. This usually involves searching for “disparities” — i.e., evidence that even disease is racist, homophobic, et cetera, thereby requiring more government spending and more emphasis on racism, homophobia, et cetera. -- Moonbattery

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 21, 2013 1:22 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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The ones you see in porn flicks are not typical. Most of them look like oil barrels.

Posted by: Fat Man at March 12, 2013 1:29 PM

Maybe it's their diet. Oh, wait...

Posted by: waltj at March 12, 2013 1:59 PM

Here in Vermont they all wear flannel shirts.

Posted by: Lazarus Long at March 12, 2013 2:58 PM

So penis is a magic weight-loss aid. Whudda thunk it!

As for bitching about the cost of the study, I personally don't want to live in a world where all the lesbians are fat.

Posted by: SteveS at March 12, 2013 3:34 PM

Lazarus Long, Is Subaru still the official car of the Vermont Lesbian or have they switch to a Prius?

Posted by: Potsie at March 12, 2013 3:41 PM

Back in the '80s I discovered there was a difference in the Eastern and Western taglines for the eternal question "What's the difference between dykes and whales?"

The California answer is "Nobody wants to save the dykes," while the Eastern answer is apparently "40 pounds and a flannel shirt."

Ah, diversity.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 12, 2013 4:16 PM

Potsie, VDL previously noted that "nothing says Prick like Prius", so that might not work.

Posted by: waltj at March 12, 2013 4:20 PM

I just... I can't touch it. Its just too easy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2013 4:21 PM

Lesbians getting fat is the equivalent of setting domesticated pigs into the wild. After a short time the tusk get bigger, the hide coarser, etc.

Posted by: BradnSA at March 12, 2013 5:00 PM

Hatred, while it eats away at the interior, uglifies the whole being. People who daily bathe in rage show this in their whole body. I have never met a lesbian who wasn't fat, angry and bitter. If we were allowed to call this sad state of mind a disorder, for that is truly what it is, there might be hope for them. There are no jolly fat lesbians. There may be jolly fat people who are normal, but not these haters. And more sad is this: drag queens are far more beautiful and happy (at least for appearances' sake) than the women who hate their own femininity.

Posted by: Jewel at March 12, 2013 5:28 PM

Maybe they're fat because they don't do dick.

Posted by: Onofre'a arm at March 12, 2013 5:58 PM

Maybe they're fat because they don't do dick.

Posted by: Onofre's arm at March 12, 2013 6:00 PM

They're lacking babybatter in their diet.

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2013 8:06 PM


Exactamundo. Beauty is only skin-deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 12, 2013 8:12 PM

They've got the causality reversed. Women don't become fat because they're lesbians -- they become lesbians because they're fat and/or unattractive to men, and so seek other fat/unattractive females for companionship, love, and mutual loathing of the *Hated Male Sex*. There are exceptions, certainly -- I've known gorgeous dykes and portly/homely str8 females -- but anyone who's spent even a *little* time among stereotypically butch lesbos is aware of the crushing load of psychic pain most of them carry from childhood teasing and adolescent rejection.

Posted by: Skorpion at March 12, 2013 8:57 PM

I haven't known or met a lot of lesbians but the ones I've known even casually have all been severely damaged women, something awful in their past and in their attitude about life. And if they have boys as children, they often treat the poor kids horribly. But you know, anecdote, datum, etc.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2013 9:47 PM

I'm not so sure about that, Skorp. I've known an awful lot of lesbians, and I have no doubt their choice has to do with hatred of men. Despite having known a few who were perfectly friendly and comfortable with a non-sexual interaction, by far the majority have been straight-up man-haters.

Because I met a lot of 'em in Berkeley and Oakland 30 years ago, there were also a significant percentage who were college age, and perfectly fine-looking young women. When the anger started to take over, it was a sad, sad thing to see that youth and beauty submerge itself under a layer of fat. I was left with the unalterable impression that the overcoat was a means of making it clear that they scorned the attentions of men, and were dead-set on everybody knowing it.

Later in the world, there has come about a generation of pretty women who use their attractiveness to beat men with - "Eat your heart out, asshole, you can't have any." While this is touted as evidence of greater mental health and higher self-image, it's hard to see it as anything but unresolved adolescent anger - which in fact may be the root of homosexuality in general, but that's for sure the start of another discussion.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at March 12, 2013 9:48 PM

Random reactions to commnets

@Rob When we start the discussion about homosexuality, I'll note that adolescent anger is definitely present, but the wellspring for it all is probably earlier in life and has to do with a rupture in the mother son relationship; the anger increases as the boy is abused and isolated in schools. The adolescent years, I think, determine how extreme the gay person's homosexuality is.

Skorp -- You might be right about causation, because lesbianism has two roots -- excessive male hormone in a female and excessive fear or hostility to men; and fat girls are horribly abused by boys when they are younger

On the other hand, extreme distress or negative feelings in a woman cause the release of cortisol which tends to cause woman to store food as fat. Woman also eat fatty shit to comfort themselves, so you have a double fat whammy going. And finally, thse women might take a perverse pride in being fat as a ego defense against all the abuse they took when they were children

Posted by: Callmelennie at March 13, 2013 8:47 AM

Staying clear of the analytical regarding the weighty issues of le carpet munchers, it maybe something more simple as - bumping expends more calories than grinding.

And or listening to Melissa Etheridge makes one want to pig out.

Posted by: tim at March 13, 2013 9:20 AM

Oh yeah, science is being rammed into political correctness and relativism more and more. Its too absolute, it violates the principles of the postmodernist. Math is having the same pressures.

All that objective truth, all those certainties, its just so gauche and old. The narrative must be injected everywhere. Transgendered health care is the right of all perverts everywhere!

Posted by: Anonymous at March 13, 2013 10:55 AM

Read the comments at the link.

Pure Comedy Gold!

Posted by: Doug at March 13, 2013 11:17 AM

They eat too much pie?

Posted by: bill at March 13, 2013 12:56 PM

I suppose this confirms the wookie is a dyke. Hillary too.

Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2013 1:56 PM

I've heard that beaver, snapper, clams and open faced roast beef sandwiches are fattening.

Posted by: bill at March 13, 2013 4:04 PM

Jim, they hear "babybatter" and think breaded deep-fried baby.

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 13, 2013 7:38 PM

Si cela également en évidence le fait qu'il ya deux publics distincts à lire des blogs?

Posted by: Benedict Barcus at July 31, 2013 3:56 AM

Nun, es ist nicht eine komplette Bibel zum Thema, aber Sie haben auch diesen kurzen Artikel geschrieben, und ich bin sicher, dass viele viel Spaß beim Lesen.

Posted by: Carmen Forner at December 27, 2013 1:34 PM

J'ai décidé de rejoindre ce forum afin d'acquérir des connaissances et des informations sur les ordinateurs et la technologie. Je retourne à l'école après quelques années et j'ai décidé d'étudier la technologie de l'information.

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