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March 21, 2013

Good News for Drunken Overweight Lesbians Being "Studied" by the Feds

Feds: $400,000 To Study Duck Penises! Underfunded compared to the drunken lesbian study at $2.7 million and the obese lesbian study at $1.5 million, but you gotta start somewhere because.... "A lesbian is a terrible thing to waste."


Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 21, 2013 4:26 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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What the hell, let's study duck fucking lesbians.

Posted by: Daphne at March 23, 2013 5:41 PM

Our pool has been full of fucking ducks fucking lately. They have an entire lagoon fifty feet away but treat the pool like a hot tub at ducky Club Med. A pool full of fucking lesbians would be more fun to watch, the Abby Winters type, not the Rosie O'Donnell type, being drunk might be a plus.

Hi Daphne, miss your blog.

Posted by: JD(not the one with the picture) at March 23, 2013 6:23 PM

Check your local listings for Dyke Ducks Dynasty


Posted by: Rocky at March 23, 2013 9:28 PM

I'd bet most of these studies are at no name universities and are nothing more than a way to shovel money into cities where the only paying jobs are found at a government run university.

Posted by: indyjonesouthere at March 24, 2013 8:25 AM

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