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March 12, 2013

Danger Close When the Obamas and Clintons Mingle

"Like rods of uranium, you can't let all four of those assholes near each other at the same time or they'll reach "Critical Ass",

and the heat created by the spontaneous combustion from that much bullshit could melt a hole down to the water table resulting in a huge explosion that could destroy metropolitan D.C. and contaminate the entire area with toxic bullshit fumes for the next ten thousand years. This begs the question, 'How can we get the four of them together at the same time?' " Comment on Michelle Obama's Mirror: Missing MO Than I Expected

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 12, 2013 10:24 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I’m just relieved that we can put that photoshopping allegation BEHIND us.

Posted by: MOTUS at March 12, 2013 10:55 AM

Which is assuming DC isn't already a Superfund-eligible site for toxic bullshit.

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 12, 2013 1:06 PM

If you're looking for dead on analysis and razor's edge wit, Onofre's arm never, ever disappoints.

Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2013 2:54 PM

I saw this ruse on Gilligan's Island. You simply invite them to the same restaurant, but you don't inform them that the others will be there, too. This could work, only if there's enough arugula.

Posted by: Jewel at March 12, 2013 5:33 PM

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