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February 18, 2013

You are advised to put the BBQ sauce in the fridge.

Why? Because the sauce seal has been broken, which is apparently something of such consequence it should be included in Revelations.

And the seal of the Authentic Kansas City Pit BBQ Sauce “Bold ‘n’ Mean” Slappin' Howg-Dawg Style shall be rent, and the malefactions shall beset it until there is a lamentation of the many, for the sauce has gone unto Evil.Never happens. People probably throw out BBQ Sauce for the same reason they dispose a bottle of taco sauce: Crusty Neck. -- LILEKS (James) The Bleat

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 18, 2013 11:09 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Yes, timid souls, and always dispose when past the "sell by" date. The good lord gave you a gag reflex with reason.

Posted by: Casca at February 20, 2013 7:29 AM

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