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January 25, 2013

What Phil Mickelson SHOULD have said

I earned $60 million dollars last year and not a single one of those dollars did I steal from anyone.

Not a single one of those dollars did I weasel out of a corrupt system because I bribed -- I mean, contributed to -- some politician to pass a law that favors me. Not a single one of those dollars did I simply tax away from someone because I could. Every single dollar that came my way was voluntarily given to to me. And people are not idiots. -- Milton Wolf

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 25, 2013 10:06 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Well Phil, you did indeed earn your money the honest way. However, if I were you, I'd spend at least some of it on an assault weapon because the Obamaniacs are going to come back for lots more.

Posted by: Denny at January 25, 2013 10:53 AM

Move, to Florida, Phil. No state income tax, only a few, easily-avoided areas with outrageous property taxes, golf courses everywhere, year-round playing conditions (except for the odd hurricane or two). And, to pick up on Denny's theme, it's 2nd Amendment-friendly as well. But whatever you do, get out of California.

Posted by: waltj at January 25, 2013 8:06 PM

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