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January 25, 2013

The Addition of Cheerleaders at Inauguration Fails to Boost TV Ratings

Since the cheerleaders would be in close proximity to the president and other important political leaders, Janet Napalitano, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, personally took responsibility for patting down and frisking the girls. In deference to national security, she also deemed it necessary to perform comprehensive cavity searches. -- The Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 25, 2013 11:08 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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LOL!! I love it.

Posted by: Holly at January 25, 2013 12:46 PM

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