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December 12, 2012

Hail Mockery!

I personally reserve the right to mock anyone, on any issue I choose, and if you choose to take offense I truly do not care.

I don't care what your one-drop count is, or if you embrace anal sodomy, or if you worship a paedopheliac butcher. I'm going to mock you. Just as I mock my own cracker brethren. This is called humor, and it is the safety valve of over-pressurized societies. You don't get a pass from me. There is no Get Out of the Bath House Free card. There is no Fear of Fatwah card. There is no indolent reparations bullshit card that will ever sway me. You? You? You were born to be mocked. We all are. Get over yourselves. You are all Scut Farkus, long overdue for a punch in your damned noses. -- Velociworld: The Malignancy Spreads

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 12, 2012 5:25 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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You can mock but I can delete this from my faves list and turn to more thoughtful websites. deal?

Posted by: Lisa Colorado at December 13, 2012 7:37 AM

Well now. A tempting target is Miss Colorado.

Posted by: Jewel at December 13, 2012 8:36 AM

Uh-oh. I hate it when my salacity costs Gerard readers. Especially since I'm able to afford dope when his traffic spikes hit my site.

Posted by: Velociman at December 13, 2012 3:06 PM

You get more readers than lose, sir. Gerard's a better link generator than Drudge, although Drudge's haiku hedders are sublime.

Posted by: Jewel at December 13, 2012 3:14 PM

Jewel, I'm not worried about losing readers from a vanderlanche. My Sitemeter lights up like an adult film money shot. I dislike costing him even one, however.

Posted by: Velociman at December 13, 2012 3:17 PM

Half the Internet is populated with men, to whom rough talk is a bona fide. Which means it is not addressed to me or my preferences. Most of the world is that way. You pick and choose in the apple barrel.

If Miss Colorado is offended, then she walks through life perpetually so, is my guess. There's enough fermentation of thought out here to keep a really pure person from ever logging on.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh at December 14, 2012 4:30 AM

The fact Ms. CO commented, rather than just quietly deleting what she doesn't want to read like the rest of us do, tells me she didn't do it at all. You can bet she's read these comments more than once to see what her little banderilla stirred up.

Posted by: BillH at December 14, 2012 8:27 AM

We done been trick trolled!

Posted by: Jewel at December 14, 2012 12:12 PM

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