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November 14, 2012

There's Something About Jill -or- Party Gurls On Parade

I must confess that there’s something about this woman that makes my brain stop functioning.
I imagine that she has the same effect on other men. We know she had that effect on the unnamed FBI agent who sent her a shirtless photo of himself. But, again, that doesn’t mean that she is an adulteress. -- Trying to be fair to Jill Kelley

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 14, 2012 10:30 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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If these photos are indicative, she appears to be the kind of woman I'd want to slap silly the first (and last) time I met her.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at November 14, 2012 10:18 AM


But after that, I truly wonder what the general saw in her.

"Cow" is the word I believe my mother would have used.

Posted by: leelu at November 14, 2012 10:38 AM

And there's two of her. One is certifiable (and by a judge, yet), the other is getting measured.

Posted by: james wilson at November 14, 2012 11:14 AM

I couldn't have hit that when I was twenty-five after six months at sea. There was a slang term when I was growing up, not used much anymore: 'road wh*re.' It fits The Twins perfectly.

Posted by: Lorne at November 14, 2012 12:01 PM

I'd hit it.

I've known several women that just reeked sexuality, and it didn't translate into pics of them. Maybe she's one of them?

Posted by: BradnSA at November 14, 2012 1:40 PM

Tell me what she has to say about them when she's 70.

Posted by: Peccable at November 14, 2012 2:33 PM

It's comforting to see other guys with the good sense to avoid these skanks. It always has left me feeling once-again weird to hear folks obsess over women that give me the whibbies. Lorne nails it with the "not even at 25 after 6 months at sea."


It seems to me that the question un-addressed in the current rush-to-analysis about the "Alpha male/available sexpot" combo is "what the hell is wrong with a guy who doesn't have better sense than to get in the sack with chicks like that?"

Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 14, 2012 5:15 PM

I about the same age as the General. I am still married to the the first and only woman I ever slept with. Across four decades, I never cheated on her and never would.

That said, and not disputing any stated judgments, some of you boys need to lift more weights, get your testosterone level checked, or stop lying.

Posted by: mushroom at November 15, 2012 5:27 AM

some of you boys need to lift more weights, get your testosterone level checked, or stop lying.

I was divorced and single in the '70s, and I had my share. I probably had some of your share. If you'd got out more, you hopefully would have learned not to get into the sack with chicks that come on like that.

Probably the hard way.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 15, 2012 10:40 AM

No offense, Rob, it's a minor quibble. Obviously, as I pointed out, I would not get in bed with someone like her or any other woman I wasn't married to. Not being a male slut myself, I have turned away from much better offers. Nevertheless, while she's no Diana Rigg, she does have that M. Appeal.

Posted by: mushroom at November 15, 2012 11:43 AM

Meh. I was divorced and single at 40 a few years ago - and since I was smart, successful, in good shape, and had plenty of dough I was wading through women. This would not have been one of them.

Settled back down though - the single life, while it has its "ups", is actually unnerving - lots and lots of mentally and emotionally unstable women out there that look better than this one.

Posted by: whatever at November 15, 2012 4:30 PM

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