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November 21, 2012

There Really Is No Bottom: "Ke$ha Made Bra From Her Fans' Teeth"

Ke$ha Made Bra From Her Fans' Teeth Ke$ha tells BANG Showbiz (via Female First) that she asked each of her followers to send her a tooth, and was able to fashion a bra, headdress and earrings out of the 1,000-plus canines she received.
"I asked for them to send me their teeth and I got, like, over 1000 human teeth," she explains. "I made it into a bra top, and a headdress, and earrings, and necklaces. I've worn it out!"
You know, if God is really going to punish this culture He'd better get busy lest there be too much to do.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 21, 2012 12:20 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Just one small step removed from Chun the Unavoidable

Posted by: chuck at November 21, 2012 12:59 PM

Any culture that inane cannot survive for long. They're incapable of feeding themselves.

Posted by: Peccable at November 21, 2012 2:09 PM

I used to think she was a nasty skanky woman, now I am not so sure.

December 21st can't get here soon enough.

Posted by: Potsie at November 21, 2012 3:03 PM

Just two questions: Who the hell is Ke$sha, and why should I care?

Posted by: Grizzly at November 21, 2012 3:26 PM

I'm with you Grizzly, Ke$sha, who dat?

Posted by: bill at November 21, 2012 5:06 PM

"Who dat?"

Product of a single mother who has no idea who her father was, raised on welfare, and a big supporter of Animal and Queer Rights.

30 seconds on wiki, and way more information than necessary. My Christ, what a creature.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 21, 2012 10:35 PM

2nd part of that question: why should I care?

Posted by: Dave at November 22, 2012 6:06 AM

If we can suggest to her that she ask her fans to send her their balls, problem solved in one generation.

Posted by: John the River at November 22, 2012 8:16 AM

Now that's a thought.

Posted by: vanderleun at November 22, 2012 8:37 AM

Excuse me, but wth is a 'Ke$ha'?

Posted by: Tom Doughy at November 23, 2012 12:18 PM

Posted by: pdwalker at November 25, 2012 9:14 AM

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