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August 13, 2012

The winner of the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is Cathy Bryant of Manchester, England.

"As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting." -- 2012 Contest Winners サ The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 13, 2012 5:31 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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All those words to call the guy a disease vector.

Posted by: Peccable at August 14, 2012 4:33 AM

I believe the judges have become lazy.

Posted by: Casca at August 14, 2012 5:46 AM

Yeesh. She should see my college-student nephews' bathroom......

Posted by: Amazed at August 14, 2012 9:17 AM

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