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August 10, 2012

Now it can be told.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, despite his lofty position in the United States Senate and despite being married to a very nice woman, has been having sex with a cow for at least three months, maybe more.
How he met the cow I cannot say, as it would compromise extremely sensitive sources. Where he met her? Again, my lips are sealed. Nonetheless, it is time for Senator Reid to come clean about that cow. -- The American Spectator : Of Democrats and Distractions

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 10, 2012 10:10 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Could the cow give informed consent?

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at August 10, 2012 2:40 PM

A cow? Does that mean respite for the sheep that have been complaining about him? I cannot reveal my source, but you can be confident that it is reliable. :-)

Posted by: Anonymous at August 10, 2012 4:28 PM

Well, the seriousness of charge demands that we believe this until an exhaustive and punitively expensive investigation is performed by Senator Reid.

Posted by: mumblix grumph on the road at August 10, 2012 6:45 PM

"until an exhaustive investigation is performed by Senator Reid."

But isn't that what the sheep were complaining about?

Posted by: pst314 at August 11, 2012 9:08 AM

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