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August 15, 2012

Dear Cinnabon, My heart is sorry that it offended you and begs you to let it live. Sincerely, Gerard


In Which We Eat the Pizzabon from Cinnabon
While I certainly didn't expect to find any char or leopard spotting, I was surprised at how much cheese and grease was soaking the bottoms of these buns. Cooked Pizzabons wait under the sneeze guard in a tray that holds a dozen at a time. As they sit, that cheese is melting... that pepperoni is oozing grease... and it's got nowhere to go but straight down the sides of the dough until it all pools around the bottom.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 15, 2012 12:28 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Looks like a play on words to me: the secret meaning of Cinnabon is Sinner-Bun, and you're the Sinner who ate the evil Bun. Do you think Eve's 'apple' was actually some sort of pastry?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 15, 2012 2:15 PM

Come on, wusses! Pepperoni has oil in it. Cheese has oil in it. Deal with it.

Posted by: pfsm at August 16, 2012 3:47 PM

Ah Gerard. Sad. Yesterday, while at the ocean, there came wafting from God only knows where, the heavy, rich scent of Cinnabon. I thought perhaps there was a sunblock with Cinnabon scent, but that wasn't it, because it only hit the nose when the wind blew a certain direction. I thought I was mad so I asked some of the other people around me if they could smell Cinnabons, and they could, too.
Somehow, Cinnabon and the briny sea seem more compatible than pepperoni and cinnabon.

Posted by: Jewel at August 18, 2012 8:12 PM

Yech. Feeling a strange beating sensation in my chest just looking at the picture.

Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at August 20, 2012 12:47 AM

Indeed, there are lots of smartwomen using smartphones. Case in stage, we've been likely to get our first tablet before long (most likely an Android a single) and who could be the target consumer, my wife. If it performs perfectly for her, I might later get one particular too, but she will be the chief in determining what this technology adds to our existence.

Posted by: Jared Terlizzi at November 7, 2012 7:52 PM

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