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May 17, 2012

There is nothing wrong with your television set.


Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 17, 2012 9:54 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I REALLY liked watching the original 1960s The Outer Limits when I was a kid

Posted by: Campesino at May 17, 2012 10:50 AM

Outer Limits? I thought it was from the President's Press Secretary.

Seriously, though, whenever Serling's Twilight Zone got to be too preachy for words, Outer Limits, with its delightfully cheesy creatures, was a terrific mind cleanser. Those were the days.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at May 17, 2012 1:56 PM

Obama's Outer Limits of Serving Man

The vid's a little loud...Sorry.

Posted by: monkeyfan at May 18, 2012 9:28 AM

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