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May 6, 2012

The Life Of Peter, Julia's Sperm Donor

Age 27: Peter moves up the ladder, and is finally able to make money by skimming money from government grants. He receives a letter in the mail from Julia's lawyer slapping him with a paternity suit.
Age 28: Peter attempts to fight the suit, but, a liberal judge throws out the legal non-disclosure forms, saying Peter has to Do His Part. Peter's still in debt from college, and also has some sort of strange disease from his time in the 3rd world shithole. Very few doctors accept his insurance and government centers have months long waits. He starts filing phony reports to the government in order to get more money. -- Pirate's Cove

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 6, 2012 10:49 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"also has some sort of strange disease from his time in the 3rd world shithole."

Are you sure that this wasn't his time with Julia??

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at May 7, 2012 7:04 AM

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