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May 13, 2012

The Gay Prez: Not that's there's anything schlong with that.

I guess I get a semi-win from May 9th's Coming Out Spinning: Obama's Evolution Towards Gay Gutsycalls @ AMERICAN DIGEST
When has money not trumped spirituality in Obama's career? Short answer, never. Now it would seem that tomorrow we may at last see the latest "evolution" of this strange anti-American life form currently getting his free food-stamp card refilled daily at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Gee whiz. I wonder if Obama will come out or not. He could of course avoid taking a "position" simply giving Andrew Sullivan one hot evening in the Lincoln Bedroom and leaking the photographs to Blueboy.com, but some things are just too revolting to evolve into.
Poor Prez. Barry. First Biden cannot keep it in his pants and has to whip that "big stick" out, and now Sullivan cannot get it into his pants quickly enough.
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"This week I am predicting the biggest sales for Newsweek in years. Almost every gay bar in the country will buy a copy just to put that cover on their walls."-- FREEP

How many uncommitted votes does this get for Barry? Somewhere between "zip" and "it up." Not that's there's anything schlong with that.

Perhaps a "new look makeover" to go with the "new" image and policy.
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Illo from Classical Values サ All work and no play makes Coco a dull bitch

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 13, 2012 1:59 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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What a gift this would be to the Romney campaign if anyone read Newsweek.

Posted by: Hanover at May 13, 2012 2:24 PM

Gerard: On more time, Hussein can't give Andy what he wants because they are both bottoms. Wait until after Hussein leaves the White House. He will come out and drop the charade. He will become the ex-president nobody talks about.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 13, 2012 8:48 PM

I spent yesterday at the Rose Bowl swap meet in Pasadena, and so evidently did most of the queers in the great LA area. It really is time for them to crawl back into the closet, because there really is something wrong with that.

Posted by: Casca at May 14, 2012 7:24 AM

The important thing is that Coco has to be given absolute authority over the makeover!

Posted by: Eric Scheie at May 14, 2012 8:26 AM

The Greasy Preezy of the United Sleazy.

Posted by: Jewel at May 14, 2012 10:36 AM

'Cornholers for Obama' looks good on a T-shirt, but I'm told that is politically incorrect.
What happened to truth in advertising?

Posted by: Peccable at May 14, 2012 11:25 AM

1. The halo needs goatse hands.

2. Does this mean we can now...ahem...raise questions about whether Sasha and Malia are really Barry's? I ask this because it'd probably piss Andrew off even more than Barry.

Posted by: Rich Fader at May 14, 2012 1:02 PM

Tinky Winky for Marriage Czar!

Posted by: Jewel at May 14, 2012 9:57 PM

I'm fair[l]y certain that millions of denizens of the 'reality-based community' are gonna end up deeply butt-hurt before 0bama's big fat gay wedding is over.

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