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May 28, 2012

Opening Day | American Lawn Chair Season

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I like to think of it as opening day for Major League Lawn Chairing,
a sport in which the longer you stay stationary in a webbed chair, the more points you score. To play at a high level you are going to need some help, and by help I mean a cooler and a strong supply of beers. It should be noted, that the USA made Coleman steel belted 54 quart cooler is the only official MLLC sanctioned temperature control device. -- A Continuous Lean

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 28, 2012 3:45 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I am the only one in my family of Scottish descendants who carries the Appalachia gene. So when I scored a new sofa and love seat for forty bucks at a yard sale, I tossed the old set out the sliding glass door. It got as far as the patio. Now I have overstuffed lawn furniture in the back until the rain ruins it. Here in LA that should get me to February of 2013, easy. Then, heck- just lug it to the curb, and call for a bulky item pickup.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at May 28, 2012 6:52 PM

Only thing that could improve that chair is a bunch of helium filled balloons and an attached beer cooler.

Posted by: stephen b at May 29, 2012 7:15 AM

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