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May 31, 2012

"Hazmat, Plume, Powder, Plague, Etc...." Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words

Big Brother is not just watching. He's digging, searching, reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too. Have you hit your breaking point yet? -- Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords HERE

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 31, 2012 3:13 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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In what possible way is it good for us to advertise what words to use if you want to avoid notice by the DHS?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 31, 2012 3:59 PM

Suckas! You gotta know this is a completely bogus list. When the DHS guys got this FOI request, after they finished ROFL, they spent several hours spending your money to come up with a plausible list, probably using darts, then they passed it around with suspense dates to all the offices of the deputy assistant undersecretaries and their GS-18 and SES minders, who all laughed some more as they added and subtracted several other words.

And for a final check, they passed it to the real guys, who made sure it didn't inadvertently disclose their real priorities.

It's standard spycraft. We, the American people, are the known adversary, who is fed seemingly valuable but actually worthless data.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at May 31, 2012 4:54 PM

This list is bullshit because 'American' is missing.

Posted by: dr kill at May 31, 2012 6:45 PM

I wonder about "weenie butt", and "pooper head". Are they safe? What about "flapdoodle, piss-willie, and doofus"? Is "ass-ears" cause for investigation?


Posted by: jwm at May 31, 2012 9:40 PM

The sad thing for this country is that federal bureaucrats think they can get by with handing out this sort of BS as true.

Posted by: St. Thor at June 2, 2012 7:05 AM

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