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May 8, 2012

Chinese-Made Infant Flesh Capsules Seized in S. Korea

Ah yes, our partners in continued prosperity!
"The dried flesh of dead infants appears to be the not-so-secret ingredient in a health supplement that is reportedly being smuggled out of China. The performance-enhancement pills, touted for increasing vitality and sex drive, have been found in the luggage of tourists and in international mail, according to South Korean authorities." -- - ABC News

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The worst part is, the pills make you racist.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 8, 2012 10:30 AM

Not big on dead baby jokes.

Posted by: sTevo at May 8, 2012 1:42 PM

Can you say 'Godless communists'?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 8, 2012 2:27 PM

Tragically ironic how pills made from the flesh of dead babies is supposed to increase your sex drive. Aren't babies the whole point of sex, or are we still living in the age where it's just an unfortunate side-effect, not really having anything at all to do with sex, and anyway, you can get rid of that mistake if you have to...and in China, you will always have to get rid of that mistake.
A bitter pill, indeed.

Posted by: Jewel at May 8, 2012 8:27 PM

Sounds like a secret vegan health supplement.

Posted by: Peccable at May 9, 2012 5:55 AM

So Soylent Green(tm) is babies now? I guess that's OK as long as they are racist babies. Because you *know* how the little bleepers are.

Posted by: SteveS at May 9, 2012 8:19 PM

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