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April 22, 2012

What to do with six frozen cows stuck in cabin at 11,200 feet?

In late March snowshoers who had hoped to use the cabin at Colorado's Conundrum Hot Springs
found it already occupied -- by six dead cows, which had apparently gotten out of the cold but were too dumb to find the exit. The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses; burning the cabin (and carcasses); or hauling the carcasses out with a helicopter or wheeled vehicle. --U.S. News -

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 22, 2012 9:24 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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One beautiful word: BARBECUE!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 22, 2012 9:31 AM

I grew up in a farming community where on occasion a neighbor would need to get a dead animal out of an out building or barn.

I can honestly say that helicopters or high explosives were never considered as viable options.

Is there any intelligent live left anywhere in the Federal Government?

Posted by: B.Moe at April 22, 2012 7:16 PM

Had they but read Service. They'd know The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill MacKie, and they'd know they gotta saw.

Posted by: Casca at April 22, 2012 9:03 PM

This thread is making me hungry

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at April 23, 2012 12:11 PM

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