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April 2, 2012

Newt Gingrich Has Yard Sale to Raise Campaign Money |
“We will fundamentally transform an ordinary yard sale into a well-oiled money making machine that I am confident will put us back into contention in this important presidential contest. We’ve enlisted local grade school kids to keep the area clean and a hoard of elderly volunteers will be selling delicious iced tea and crackers. We’ve even got an accordion player to entertain and, from what I’ve been told, the guy has fundamentally changed how that instrument is played." -- The DAILY RASH

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 2, 2012 11:28 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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