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April 10, 2012

Death to Dieters: Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza


"Nice little diet you got going there. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it."

Seen and cringed at the bookofjoe:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 10, 2012 12:11 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Oh man, I am so down with that!

Posted by: Donald Sensing at April 10, 2012 1:29 PM

I've got a better idea, how about they start putting a layer of spicy tomato sauce under the cheese? I think it would be a big improvement.

Posted by: chuck at April 10, 2012 2:42 PM


Posted by: Fausta at April 10, 2012 3:27 PM

That looks repulsive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 10, 2012 3:51 PM

I just ordered a bacon cheese burger pizza. Not for me, of course. I do it for the children.

Posted by: Jewel at April 10, 2012 3:52 PM

My Neapolitan-born mother is spinning in her grave,

Posted by: ed at April 10, 2012 4:01 PM

I dunno - I'm pregnant, and enjoy both hot dogs and pizza, but this just doesn't do anything for me. Maybe if it were Italian sausage?

Posted by: Julie at April 10, 2012 4:32 PM

Wait... Free mustard drizzle? Well as long as it is free.

Posted by: walpoo at April 10, 2012 6:05 PM

I have seen it happen twice with young ladies. My wife had bought those Oscar Meyer Cheese Dogs and fixed them for a quick lunch.

One of the girls was our son's girlfriend back in the early '90's. She was eating the hotdog and suddenly, like an epiphany, announced, "Oh, my God, there's cheese in these hotdogs!"

OK, early '90's, girl doesn't get out much. It's kind of funny, no big deal.

Now, in 2008, my great-niece, 14 or 15 years old, same scenario, same exact reaction. Her mother, my niece, is an incredible cheapskate, so apparently she only bought the generic store brand hotdogs made exclusive from hog nostrils or something.

I can only imagine the reaction of one discovering this reality.

Posted by: mushroom at April 10, 2012 7:50 PM

Thank god it is passover, and I cannot eat that concoction.

Posted by: Fat Man at April 10, 2012 8:53 PM

My mother would slice a hot dog open, put a few slices of cheese in it, wrap the cheese hot dog in bacon and bake it. It was heart stopping awesome goodness. She also provided free mustard.

Posted by: walpoo at April 11, 2012 6:14 AM

Egad, Walpoo! What a woman!

Posted by: vanderleun at April 11, 2012 7:19 AM

Yeah, you could get that once in greasy spoons in Chicago. It was called a "Francheezie." Free mustard; you must have completed your chores.

After much thought, I've decided that the hot dog in the pizza crust is a sign of the Apocalypse. Any sightings of the other signs?

Posted by: ahem at April 11, 2012 7:31 AM

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